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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?

His upper lip.

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.