Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.