Oscar im so sorry
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Now, both have an oscar.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar