What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.