What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Lunartick Jokes More Lunartick Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.