How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.