How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.