How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces