Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.