How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!