A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
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It was da-press-in.
He didn't give a sh...
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Replace the laces with earphones.
Replaced
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One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Juan
They took my hijab!
Juan.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Pollution.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Because they hate it.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
Because he said Punch's line.
That's how you set the bar high.
A Rain Deer.
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Yule be happy !
Shoepremacy.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
