How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Previous Random Joke Next

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.