Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.