So they won't whistle on the way down.
The Kurds have their ways
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Neither can wear pants
Stripey pyjamas !
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
Pee in a cup.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
So they don't whistle on the way down.