What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified