What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this