What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Previous Random Joke Next

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Koala Bear Jokes More Koala Bear Jokes

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this