How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan