Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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he has Divine Right of way

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Terraformal wear.

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Because they peel.

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Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

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