How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...