Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)