Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)