Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation