Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.