What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.