How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.