How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid