What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.