How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you