What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

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What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.