How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5