How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.