What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips