At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Ahola.
Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.
A Brick.
They both get laid by Mexicans...
Throw in a load of laundry.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."