Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.