Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

New Jokes More New Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy