What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

What should you never say to a brony?

Hello