Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you