How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.