Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
He caught on fire.
Zikachu.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
One of them is purple
A: With a red elephant trap.