Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.