Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.