Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.