What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.