What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.