Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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So they can do math

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What's an algebra teachers favorite animal?

A grr-affe

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!