How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!