Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.