Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)