Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
A No. 2 pencil.
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
They are always full of seed.
Because his mother was in a jam.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Eggnog-stic.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
