Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Because they'll bite us!
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
I want Samoa!'
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
By putting flowers on the grave
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
Because his mother was in a jam.
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Eggnog-stic.
