Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
A harumble.
Is it in
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
He moved down-under!!
By putting flowers on the grave
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother.
U and I.
Because they lost an I.
Existence is futile.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
