Because they don't like Turkey
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They saw it as a sign to pare.
Pump Kin
Ginger ale.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
tanksgiving
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
With a low-key event
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He moved down-under!!
With a Pao Wow.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
By putting flowers on the grave
They get their Aaargh-On!
No Gandhi
pumpkin
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Rodney King Pinatas
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Kissing strangers.
By putting flowers on the grave.
With a mouse warming party !
By putting flowers on its grave.
asking for a friend
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
Because they hate Turkey
With a search party.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because they are very scentimental.
They paint the town dead!
The Icebergs
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
By laying flowers on their grave.
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They both died on Thanksgiving
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
Because they were vaccinated as children.
They can both bring out the child from within.
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Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
They're both dead.
Nata-LEE-HEE!
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
Let me call you Tweet heart!
No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
It was leave your keys at the door.
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!
