How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"