Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
Any black Pokemon, really.
Zikachu.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
By moving the trees closer together.
Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Because business was very light.
A bus
Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
