When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona