What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.