How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'