How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!