What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.