K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

W Jokes More W Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Lego Man Jokes More Lego Man Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!