K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What does K-mart stand for?

A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.