How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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Aboot this big"

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..