How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..