How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.