How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.