How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!