What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.