What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.