A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
a palm-agranate!
Throw it into a wood chipper.