What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.