What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

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Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.