What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.