What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.