How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.