How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.