Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...