Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!