How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.