How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.